QB: Well, the Lesbians have Spoken

It appears that Quickie Burger has drawn the ire of the uptight LGBT community as reported by The Daily. The daily described the logo as "cowgirl riding a hamburger." I like my description better.

"I have a problem that you take a women riding a hamburger and you put it next to the word 'quickie,' " he said. "It just seems like it's not putting a good message out there for the objectification of women."

Haha, what an uptight bitch. I guess it's actually a dude who thinks that women riding meat is inappropriate. I could understand why this dude would be all butthurt if the burger was riding the chick. Would it be objectionable if it was a dude riding a burger, or is this guy all sexist affirmative action? In my opinion it's really objectifying burgers more than anything else. I mean ground sirloin has fought all of these years to not be considered a rodeo animal. With one logo Quickie Burger has destroyed decades of pro meat rights.

The article states that what really pissed this guy off was the image of a women in close proximity to the word "quickie." He failed to mention how the word "quickie" objectifies women. If it was an image of a girl jerking off a hamburger next to the word "quickie" then yes, I could see how it might be offensive. It's a fast food place, speed is an important aspect to selling food. Saying that you serve your food in an expedient matter isn't sexist, I'm pretty sure.

This guy needs to chill out and take a joke. Someone should tell him that Ali Baba is anti-Arab and Rod's Diner is a giant penis joke. Maybe he can petition those places too.

Welcome to Mike Barwis and Quickie Burger, Fatass

Welcome.

This is a blog dedicated to the 2 greatest improvements to Ann Arbor.

The first is Mike Barwis simply because he got here first. I've already had a run in with him.



Michigan's new strength and conditioning coach is pure maniacal genius. He came to Michigan and threw out every piece of equipment in the weight room and replaced it. Now it looks like this:


This man is pure psycho and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy that he is on our side. I have no doubt we will have the best conditioned team in the Big 10 come fall.

But a blog dedicated just to Mike Barwis would be kinda gay. I mean any man on man blog is a little gay. So to hetero things out the second part of this blog will chronicle the greatest eatery located at Hill and State. Quickie Burger has stolen my heart and filled my stomach. James and I are already regulars and get recognized by the staff. Everything is so good that we don't even have a usual. They have only been open 9 days and I have already spent over $50 there. I ate there three times on St. Pats. I woke up the next morning with heartburn and a smile. My claim to fame is that I was the first customer on their first day of business. I guess some guy went in the night before they officially opened, but I count myself as their first true customer. I was waiting in line 15 minutes before it was open. Well there actually wasn't a line, it was just me. But here is my proof:

Look at that, 10:58 that 2 minutes before they were technically open.

So there you have it. This blog and my life will only be complete when I eat at Quickie Burger with Mike Barwis.