QB: Well, the Lesbians have Spoken

It appears that Quickie Burger has drawn the ire of the uptight LGBT community as reported by The Daily. The daily described the logo as "cowgirl riding a hamburger." I like my description better.

"I have a problem that you take a women riding a hamburger and you put it next to the word 'quickie,' " he said. "It just seems like it's not putting a good message out there for the objectification of women."

Haha, what an uptight bitch. I guess it's actually a dude who thinks that women riding meat is inappropriate. I could understand why this dude would be all butthurt if the burger was riding the chick. Would it be objectionable if it was a dude riding a burger, or is this guy all sexist affirmative action? In my opinion it's really objectifying burgers more than anything else. I mean ground sirloin has fought all of these years to not be considered a rodeo animal. With one logo Quickie Burger has destroyed decades of pro meat rights.

The article states that what really pissed this guy off was the image of a women in close proximity to the word "quickie." He failed to mention how the word "quickie" objectifies women. If it was an image of a girl jerking off a hamburger next to the word "quickie" then yes, I could see how it might be offensive. It's a fast food place, speed is an important aspect to selling food. Saying that you serve your food in an expedient matter isn't sexist, I'm pretty sure.

This guy needs to chill out and take a joke. Someone should tell him that Ali Baba is anti-Arab and Rod's Diner is a giant penis joke. Maybe he can petition those places too.